honey badger

A person who doesn't give a fuck. This phrase became catchall in reference to Randall's infamous youtube "The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger'' commentary on the behaviour of the Honey Badger.

I love it when you go all honey badger on me, brings out the dominant part in you and I begin to wonder if I am getting sexually attracted to you.

nonchalance

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

onion bagel

When you spread your ass cheeks and stuff cottage cheese up thier then your girlfriend has to hold an empty glass 20 feet away with her mouth and you have to try to piss in it.

You know that girl I just met, she let me onion bagel her on the first night.

by Pat, Steve, Keith May 16, 2006

badger cum dumpster

A dumpster with which a dozen badgers have a nice circle jerk until it is 25 percent full, and then sacrifice a human to draquana the Lord of the badger under world.

"Stacy's mom is gonna end up a badger cum dumpster"

by Badgercumdumster6969 December 8, 2016

scooped bagel

When an old white person takes all the bread of a bagel, and fills it with cream cheese.

I've got a hankering for a scooped bagel

by Mochithecat July 12, 2017

Baber

Verb) To Baber: When one man seduces another, then when it is time to switch positions, says " I have a girlfriend, no thanks." and then leaves without providing his partner with a sexual release.
Noun) A Baber: A homosexual male who closets himself by being a hateful gay basher.
Adjective) Baberific: 1)When something requires a lot of work, but has very little or no reward. 2) When something is obnoxious, arrogant, offensive, unpleasant, ungrateful, deceitful or secretly self-loathing.

Verb "So after he got head from that dude and it was his turn to suck, he pulled a Baber and vamped out."
Noun "Have you ever noticed how many anti-gay politicians are really Babers?"
Adjective) 1)"I was excited this year, but Denver's new head coach led them to a Baberific season." 2) Pauley Shore

by Sgt.Angrybottom December 8, 2010

Bagel Bitch

A lesser known erotic way to please men. it's done by putting cream cheese in a bagel and then it being shoved into the pussy. then the guy eats the bagel while its still in the pussy.

Wife: Honey, lets do some thing new tonight.

Husband: Alright, lets do the Bagel Bitch tonight cause im hungry.

by Dave Yahoo! March 13, 2011

Baer

Baer, more commonly known as the durrie king, is rarely seen outside his natural habitat of Hampton. Prone to fits of drinking and late night wandering of street walking, Baer can be an unpredictable character.

Eh Baer, pass the durries.

Eh Baer, i'll give you a doller if you ( insert here )

by Big Trav December 20, 2003