Weak Apples

A phrase commonly used to show that you have been royally let down. Parallel to the phrase "Shit's Weak" made popular by the movie Grandma's Boy.

Actor 1:
Dude I hear Susan, that one broad who gave me chlamydia, is dating some muscle head.

Actor 2:
Weak Apples.

Actor 1:
Yeah, I had big plans for me and her.

by Adam Ayers November 16, 2006

Camel Apple

When women are so skinny that their Vagina literally pops up and has a hump similar to an apple. The camel apple comes into play when that anorexic bitch is wearing yoga pants and you see her camel toe apple Vagina popping out. So we just shorten it to camel apple.

Frank: Did you see that skinny bitch?

Trev: nah why?

Frank: She has a massive camel apple!

Trev: Sweet. Would bang.

Frank: Did you see that skinny bitch?

Trev: nah why?

Frank: She has a massive camel apple!

Trev: Sweet. Would bang.

by Thatsmartstoner December 19, 2014

Bobbing for Apples

When one (male) lies underwater naked in a hot tub such that at least his testicles are submerged, and his partner blindfolds his or herself and attempts to retrieve said testicles with his or her mouth.

Or do this in a public swimming pool to achieve the Orchard Variation.

Also see Bobbing for Assholes.

Dude, I went bobbing for apples last night and am still flossing the pubes out of my teeth.

by AppleCiderEnthusiast January 26, 2016

Apple juice

Apple juice means edgy , because apple juice is edgy just like edgy#4536 from discord , and we Stan edgy so therefore apple juice is edgy

And besides edgy is addicted to apple juice and she’s the queen so why not make apple juice mean edgy ? 🤪

Conspiracy theory confirmed

I’m so Apple juice guys yeet

by Verenya-senpai June 9, 2019

apple doorbell

the sound pattern made when all of your apple devices receive an email at the same time and are all on the same desk/room.

iphone, ipad, ipod all get an email and the ever famous email chime rings on them all milliseconds apart. this cadence of sound is the apple doorbell.

by translator of mumbles July 11, 2011

apple snapple

a commonly used slang word in the late 90's by people living in dundalk maryland referring to getting a blow job.. most commonly said by african americans who cant speak actual correct phonics any way and only say it as a female is passing by..

hey yo girl.. whud up wit dat apple snapple yo..

by crzywhtboyjack66 September 13, 2011

Apple Girl

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Apple. She loved apples. That's it.

Banana: Apple Girl stole all my apples!
Peach: Yeah, she robbed the grocery store for apples yesterday. There isn't any proof she did it, but cmon, who else would?

by Marshmellow Da Lamacorn May 24, 2020