Alberqerqcanoxdawiv

When a man is jacking off so hard to the point where his orgasm goes almost all over the walls.

"God I had the craziest Alberqerqcanoxdawiv last night."

by Ponchos-orgasmsock1 December 24, 2024

Alberoned

When you get pinged for no reason in discord.

"why did you ping me for nothing?"

"Ha! get alberoned!

by Nandemonaiya April 8, 2025

Alberni stove piping

The act of making people think you enjoy stove piping.

Mark enjoys Alberni stove piping so much, “is it really homosexual if it’s just the tip” mark says to himself. He sure hopes the crew knows!

by ThatDoctor January 23, 2026

Spew Alert

To warn someone in the subject line of an email that they shouldn't read it with a mouthful of anything, or it might wind up on their screen, or keyboard...

"A little joke for you >Spew Alert<"

"Damn, Dave should have given me a spew alert before mailing me the goatse, I need a new keyboard"

by MedPig November 13, 2007

Cash Alert

An alert given as a heads-up to others of impending cash-ness. Usually used to excite and motivate a group to get ready for something amazing/cash.

Dad: Mom will be home with the KFC soon.
Son (yelling downstairs to friends): Cash Alert!!!!!

by Stroppy225 October 27, 2009

Tag Alert

A Phrase a group of men would use to indicate a hot chick who has entered the room and who is definately a candidate for a good fuck.

Hot Chick walks in a bar:

Guy Says to another guy: "Tag Alert, Tag Alert...That chick is hot...I am going to work on that one" (Chat her up)

by Golf Flunkie January 27, 2011

Effort Alert

A term given to anyone who tries too hard when no one else cares

Guy 1: Look at Chris way up in front
Guy 2: Effort Alert!!!!

by Gator12345Gator June 8, 2011