semi-ho

Nickname for TV "cook" Sandra Lee, given to her by her many detractors. Based upon the name of her show "Semi-Homemade Cooking with Sandra Lee".

Heather: I'm making chocolate truffles for dessert using canned store-bought frosting.
Taniqua: Bitch, you are such a Semi-Ho.

by Mixed Race Kid March 14, 2009

Cunty Ho'

A person or living being that is both promiscuous and without couth.

Chloe, you cunty ho', get in the bed.

by teracon March 15, 2009

lunch ho

A female who dines indiscriminately with many different men.

She is such a lunch ho, she had lunch with five different guys this week.

She must be a lunch ho, she had lunch with five different guys in one day.

by AnastasiaBeaverhausen72 April 26, 2006

Phone ho

A person who habitually talks intimately with others over the phone. That can be a 976 or 900 pay number or just someone they're interested in.

George is always talking dirty to women over the phone; he's such a phone ho.

by Allblackmax April 27, 2009

slow ho

A girl who takes who takes for ever to start getting it on.

What a fine body, but she was a slow ho.

by Savage112 May 19, 2007

ho kuen

Fail of epic majin proportions. Worse than failblog, epic fail, failboat, or any other lousy terms that don't truly describe the extent of which a situation or person can fail.

He thought I was this other girl from the back. HU HU HU HU HO KUEN!

by awesome and epic October 14, 2010

Ho-Napped

When you leave a bar with a drunk female, go back to her house, and she refuses to give you a ride back to your car until 4:00 the next day.

"Dude, I can't go to that bar. That chick that Ho-Napped me works there."
"You mean that girl who wouldn't give you a ride back to your car untill 4:oo the next day?"
"Yeah. She Ho-Napped me!"

by Downtowne January 11, 2009