Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.
Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).
by Lil2high July 21, 2024
Get the Tonka Truck dick (T²d)mug. A truck is a common term referred to in county jails. It’s used to describe someone who is lazy, a round skipper, PFN loving, and gives away the house. Can be referred to as a Soup Sandwich,Chicken Wire Canoe , Dump Truck.
Those guys on D-Team are total trucks. That soup sandwich and the Mamador need to get the chains out for their tires. They are giving away the whole house!
by JMPostin August 5, 2020
Get the Truckmug. by CCog September 14, 2013
Get the freedom truckmug. A woman who pumps out 3+ kids without a stable family environment. Typically each has a separate father, who may or may not be identified.
by DaHolmes November 12, 2023
Get the Kid Truckmug. by gimmesomeofthatahhh June 1, 2022
Get the dump truckmug. by xeyemanx April 8, 2015
Get the truck bitchmug. The act in which a young gerontrophialiac pretends to have distress and requests the most mature tow truck drivers services so that she can peruse her sexual fetish of old people.
by Mikey Ehrmantraut June 1, 2015
Get the Tow Truckedmug.