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Bernhard German System

The Bernhard German System is the name of the main thrust-formula used in real life. Used to achieve thrust and eventually fly planes or any other form of air vehicle.
''Dang bro, check that guy out! He's really good with the Bernhard German System!''
by Nugart Abelhof April 13, 2020
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German Aviator

While thrusting in doggy style, you reach back to cup a fart, and then cover her mouth with said fart proclaiming "welcome to the gas chambers bitch!" while finishing with the nazi salute and looking to the stars
I gave her the good old German aviator last night, my ass was so rank she gagged while I came.
by MacMongo March 8, 2025
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german constipation

is when 3 people are in an act of sex when one eats laxitivs and then the other person puts their dick up then asshole and waits while the other person puts thier mouth under the asshole and wait for the dick to be pulled out like a dam breaking and the water pouring out. when the diaria pouring into the mouth they swallow it.
by minecraft bruv October 5, 2019
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German lottery machine

1 Noun
Concrete mixer.
Coined by Youtuber Ants Pants
Hey buddy, go grab the german lottery machine, I want to make a swing set for the kids
by Kid with assburgars December 17, 2023
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German

South African slang for people who always want to smoke and drink other people's weed, cigarettes and drinks every single time without remorse.
by Yomamaexbf June 7, 2024
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Germanic Guido

Guido with the hard G is the Germanic variant of the Italian version. A Germanic Guido is usually from Europe and will most likely never set foot on American soil due to the fact that the Italian version is a complete disaster there. The Germanic Guido has a dark sense of humor and is mostly considered insane, although accepted by most as an okay person.
Germanic Guido being defined:

Person 1: Did you see how Guido blew up his desk with a stash of fireworks?
Person 2: Yea, they should lock him up or something.
Person 1: Ah well, at least he's the Germanic variant.
by Imanisu March 4, 2022
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German Death Grip

The term "German Death Grip" could be defined as follows:

German Death Grip: A colloquial term referring to the intense and tight sensation experienced when a German woman's vaginal muscles grip a man's penis with such force that it feels overwhelmingly tight, almost as if it's a grip of death.
Man 1: "My wife gave me the German Death Grip, her pussy wouldn't let go!"
Man 2: "Jesus Christ, man. Your dick must be sore!"

German Death Grip: A colloquial term referring to the intense and tight sensation experienced when a German woman's vaginal muscles grip a man's penis with such force that it feels overwhelmingly tight, almost as if it's a grip of death.
by vetchinarusskiy July 28, 2024
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