Jannes Van Winden

A woman with a thicccccc boottttyyyyy. You honestly cant keep your dick in your pants around her.

You just know she gon be a MILF! A bit stinky tho

person 1: Bro the elevator was so full this morning couldnt even get in :(

person 2: Mustve been in there with a Jannes Van Winden

other example

person 1: Bruh something is blocking my view

*takes a couple steps back*

ohhhhhhh its that girl with a big dump truck

person 2: you mean Jannes Van Winden?

by Laurasexgod January 10, 2024

Eddie Van Halen

God.

As a die-hard Eddie Van Halen fan, I can confirm that Bradley Hall's "Van Halen in a Nutshell" video is accurate.

by 7568ino January 11, 2024

mauro van laere

a n intergalactical being, he is super smart en has the hoogste punten van de klas, he climbs rocks, plays chess, does some other nerdy things and refuses to shave his snor, so i wil give him a scheermes voor his verjaardag.

-you: hey look its mauro van laere
-Mauro van Laere: snor

by azqswxerdfcvtyghbnuijkplm January 12, 2024

Brittany Van Pelt

Brittany Van Pelt is something so beautiful and perfect that there are no words to describe it and her amazing love❤️

Having a Brittany Van Pelt is priceless and the most rare kind of love on this earth.

by VP007 February 3, 2024

Island van

a gangmember, lives on a island has 17 inch dick soft, shirt always off just being straight nigga. :natural habitat: Around Dollar generals or trash cans.

Hey look at that island van digging through our trash

OR

Hey look at that island van throwing up gang signs

by Island van April 9, 2023

Gold van

When the kidnappers have kidnapped enough kids to unlock the gold skin.

Person 1: I saw a gold van yesterday
Person 2: They must be experienced ones then

by Tom28281 May 2, 2023

candy vanned

to trick someone into going somewhere under false pretences.

person A: "wanna go play dnd"

person B: "sure!"

person A just wants to make out with person B

person B has been candy vanned.

by sixset May 12, 2023