by Yesimadethisovercod January 06, 2022
Masturbating in subzero temperatures where the ejaculation freezes on discharge forming what looks like a unicorn horn
by Scruffypaws January 04, 2018
There’s a group of guys who like other guys... they stand and create an arch of man swords; jetting their well earned man-goop over the well intentioned recipient, creating a Unicorn Bath
by Smorgansmorgan December 26, 2018
When your friends tell you to stop fucking your ex, except she takes it in the ass to keep you around.
A mix of a whale shark and a unicorn. a whale shark with a horn on the head. People who like whale shark unicorns are stupid and ugly. WHALE SHARKS ONLY, NO UNICORNS. HAIL WHALE SHARK KILL ,WHALE SHARK UNICORNS.
by WHALESHARKUNICORN-SUCKS March 14, 2018
by You’re Welcome 100x July 04, 2018
A Unicorn Robot is a tool used by Females and/or homosexual Males as a form of deep masterbation.
It consists of a plastic/silicon dildo mounted on a robotic arm to automatically thrust and retract at intervals.
It consists of a plastic/silicon dildo mounted on a robotic arm to automatically thrust and retract at intervals.
Chloe: “Hey, girls! You want to try my Unicorn Robot?”
Girls: *gasp* “When did you get this? Oh my god let’s do it!”
Girls: *gasp* “When did you get this? Oh my god let’s do it!”
by kakaree February 26, 2019