You stick the cactus up your ass while you fuck the armadillo in the pooper while you eat you ol lady’s turkey sandwich ( pussy ) as she spurs you in the back with a Texas cowboy hat on!
Me an bubba traded ol lady’s in the trailer park last night and Becky gave me a Texas turkey sandwich an boy am I sore today
by Redneck.lh20 February 11, 2019
Get the Texas turkey sandwichmug. Pour 1 Part Wild Turkey Bourbon &
1 Part Cranberry Juice into a Shot Glass. Cheers with Friends on Thanksgiving!
1 Part Cranberry Juice into a Shot Glass. Cheers with Friends on Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving now intead of eating lets just drink our dinner by taking a Turkey Dinner Shot! Drink it up!
by Brena Idol December 15, 2008
Get the Turkey Dinner Shotmug. by Wolfx1 November 14, 2011
Get the wild young turkeysmug. Masturbation after a hearty Thanksgiving meal. Typically performed on the toilet whilst taking that infamous Thanksgiving afternoon dump.
by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2017
Get the Ol Turkey Tugmug. We were just hanging out after the party having some beers and listening to music, and then some derf ass turkey stopped by. After that, everybody just wanted to go to bed.
by Stoph R. January 19, 2008
Get the derf ass turkeymug. 1. A special shotgun shell used specifically for hunting wild turkeys.
2. Ejaculating in a womans face while making the "gobble gobble" noises.
2. Ejaculating in a womans face while making the "gobble gobble" noises.
by Sean Bishop May 1, 2006
Get the Janesville Turkey Loadmug. by jilmn November 3, 2010
Get the jive turkeymug.