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dude-she-bag

A douche bag, but referring to a person whose sex you are uncertain of.
- Dude, you know Chris Crocker on youtube?
- The homewrecking "girl"?
- Yeah, she's such a dude-she-bag!
by Bountyliciousss April 15, 2009
mugGet the dude-she-bagmug.

You're dude to me

An adjustment to the expression "You're dead to me," which implies that the target may as well be dead in the speaker's eyes, "You're dude to me" is a statement generally made by men to platonic female friends that the speaker no longer sees as women (and therefore objects of lust). Said mostly in jest or in protest to accusations of hitting on said female friends.
Jamie, I would never grab your ass. You're dude to me.

Oh, that is just disgusting -- look at those hairy pits! You're totally dude to me now!

Girl: Do you think I'm hot?
Guy: You're attractive, but you're dude to me.
by Talmanes April 5, 2007
mugGet the You're dude to memug.

Bad Enough Dude

One who possess the required skills and/or knowledge to carry out a specified task.
Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?
by Tainted Psyche March 21, 2003
mugGet the Bad Enough Dudemug.

token dude dick

DAMN GOOD dick that makes you crazy and keeps you coming back. Typically this penis will belong to a girls “token dude”. 7-8 inches long is about token dude dick size. Bigger than a boyfriend dick (5-6in) and smaller than a vacation dick (9+). It’s just right.
Cindy- “Becky why do you keep fucking Brady, you know he’s a douche”
Becky- “He’s got Token Dude Dick I can’t help it, i need it.”
by bipolarspacestonerbitch May 25, 2018
mugGet the token dude dickmug.

dude-friend

that girl has a friend, that is a boy. so he is her dude-friend.
by sarah! michelle! 21! October 14, 2007
mugGet the dude-friendmug.

dude she's 12

Used to explain why a 20 year old can't have a certain girlfriend.
"OMG I met this awesome girl online!"

"Dude she's 12."
by Dread Pirate Slasher September 7, 2007
mugGet the dude she's 12mug.

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