by Little Square Dude November 17, 2017

- Dude, you know Chris Crocker on youtube?
- The homewrecking "girl"?
- Yeah, she's such a dude-she-bag!
- The homewrecking "girl"?
- Yeah, she's such a dude-she-bag!
by Bountyliciousss April 15, 2009

An adjustment to the expression "You're dead to me," which implies that the target may as well be dead in the speaker's eyes, "You're dude to me" is a statement generally made by men to platonic female friends that the speaker no longer sees as women (and therefore objects of lust). Said mostly in jest or in protest to accusations of hitting on said female friends.
Jamie, I would never grab your ass. You're dude to me.
Oh, that is just disgusting -- look at those hairy pits! You're totally dude to me now!
Girl: Do you think I'm hot?
Guy: You're attractive, but you're dude to me.
Oh, that is just disgusting -- look at those hairy pits! You're totally dude to me now!
Girl: Do you think I'm hot?
Guy: You're attractive, but you're dude to me.
by Talmanes April 5, 2007

by Tainted Psyche March 21, 2003

DAMN GOOD dick that makes you crazy and keeps you coming back. Typically this penis will belong to a girls “token dude”. 7-8 inches long is about token dude dick size. Bigger than a boyfriend dick (5-6in) and smaller than a vacation dick (9+). It’s just right.
Cindy- “Becky why do you keep fucking Brady, you know he’s a douche”
Becky- “He’s got Token Dude Dick I can’t help it, i need it.”
Becky- “He’s got Token Dude Dick I can’t help it, i need it.”
by bipolarspacestonerbitch May 25, 2018

like a guy friend.
by sarah! michelle! 21! October 14, 2007

by Dread Pirate Slasher September 7, 2007
