Bed

A bed is a magical place were you could go on ur phone, sleep, eat, and drink in.

Someone: what's your favorite place
Me: BED

by bts fan lol February 24, 2022

Bed-Iron

A nickname used by British Railways staff to refer to the Ex-War Department 2-8-0 and 2-10-0 locomotives. The nickname originates from the clanking sound the engines make when in a poorly maintained condition.

"You're firing a Bed-Iron today, aren't you Pat?"

by mauretanialusitania December 26, 2023

Bed

1. What you sleep on.
2. What your daughter/son has been sexing on.
3. Where you find most cum.

Definition 1: "Man, I really like that bed,"
Definition 2: "Hunny, you hear that noise," Mother said, future grandma. "Yes," Father replied. "He is just in bed."
Definition 3: "Ew, did you see that bed?"

by Fuk U kawa February 21, 2019

‘red the bed’

When you have your period and there’s significant bloody leakage on the sheets when you wake up.

I forgot to put a pad on last night and I ‘red the bed’.

by Aria-Awards-For-Cats April 26, 2023

Bed Zone

The zone around a bed that marks the area of space that is within immediate reach b of the person sleeping in the bed.

Karla: "You should buy a bedside table"
Emily: "There's no point. There's no room in my Bed Zone"

by just like honey April 4, 2023

Groupwork in bed

When students fuck.

Jack: Hey, what are you up to?
Travis: Nothing much, have a groupwork in bed to submit by the weekend.

by JackHT September 17, 2018

bed head

giving/receiving oral sex (head) in bed

Sally gave Michael bed head bright n early in the morning while she had bed head

by gater69 October 23, 2019