Your dad sad, he got no life or wife

Your dad sad, because he got no life

worse than your mum gay.

Peter: Your dad sad, he got no life or wife
Timmy: "Dies"

by Notgeyperson February 27, 2019

Gojo's wife

Thats what most gojo simps call themselves. So gojo has 25397496368252 wives. I may or may not be one of them.

Gurl 1: I am gojo's wife
Gurl 2: No i am
Gurl 3: No i am

by Gojo wife December 1, 2025

Wife Rogan

I don't know her name... And I refuse to google it!

Wife Rogan "This is not how people should be interacting with one another."

Hym "Yeah, hey, totally. What, are they doing it to you now too? Hahaha! Hilarious! Your husband could stop it at any time but he's a stubborn retard and he's listening to a charlatan so... Yeah. I'm the solution but there's literally nothing I can do about it from here. Enjoy sharing my fate. Multi-tendril destiny bond no jutsu: complete."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2024

Wife beater

A steel link for extending a poly or deadend shoe from a structure

Conductor is short want me to sleeve it or throw in a wife beater.

by Two-blocked July 6, 2022

4TH GEN LEE KNOW'S WIFE

Aayushi is Lee Minho's only legit delusional wife.

Who is 4th gen Lee Know's wife?
oh, she is Aayushi

by thazzafact October 27, 2021

Wife salary

Rarely the main breadwinner in a marriage, the wife’s contribution to the household income to get a larger mortgage, fancier car, etc. Typically ranging from $30k to $45k, the wife salary also allows for smaller alimony or child support payments when the inevitable divorce happens.

When Tom met with the bank, he was able to explain why - through the wife salary - he qualified for a larger mortgage. Exact same argument when he met with the divorce attorney 2 years later, but the reverse argument in why he didn’t need to pay alimony.

by Grant Rampus September 25, 2021

bruce's wife

Refers to Heroin, since Bruce Willis and Demi Moore were both shot the fuck out on heroin back in the day when they were a couple.

Also lyrics used my Interstate Fatz, a white freestlye rap artist from Eastside Las Vegas, also a blood gang member

"used to maneuver white but now I'm out here moving Bruce's Wife"

"Cherry laces, grenadine shoes, just sent 10 balloons to the visiting room"

by I-Mack May 27, 2020