Peanut butter cow

That fat bitch who eats all your nut based foods

A.)where did my peanut butter go?
B )I ate it
A.)*under breath* fucking peanut butter cow!

by Slutt fucker 3000 September 10, 2021

Peanut butter

Defined to be summarized as a way to describe someone who is brain dead.

That person came out of surgery acting like peanut butter

by PeanuttButterr September 10, 2021

Virginia Peanut Butter

A sub-class of Truffle Butter with a significantly higher fluid ratio from the stink than the pink.

I’m never taking a girl out to Taco Bell again, my dick was dripping in Virginia Peanut Butter!

by mrvirginpeantubutter September 17, 2021

Peanut

Peanut- A word to describe the bodily fluids excreted from a trashy bitch when faking an orgasm.

Baylen Levine: Thrusting his Dick into Padme.

Padme: omg your dick is so hard and big I’m going to cum.

Jacob: That bitch faking it bro, now you have Peanut all over you and your mattress.

by NordicCoyWolf October 13, 2021

Peanut Butter Smack

While having anal sex in the doggy style position the man suddenly stops and yells “Hey!” As the receiving partner looks back to see what is going on the male partner smacks them in the face with peanut butter and resumes intercourse.

Dan: “Did you have fun last night? “

Crystal: “Yeah it was great, but I wasn’t expecting a peanut butter smack”

by RX1D August 15, 2021

packing peanuts

When you get a box in the mail you open it up and there is packing peanuts inside it is another way to keep your purchase from breaking during shipping like bubble wrap or foam they look good to eat it’s tempting… they look like marshmallows and usually come in colors such as pink white or blue….I’m hungry

Hey look she just got a package in the mail!…what is she doing with the packing peanuts? OMG THOSE ARE TOXIC SOMEONE CALL 911!

by KlttyMeowMeow August 29, 2021

Peanut Butter Elder

When you are having sex from the side, you secretly poo in your hand, slap her in the face with it while asking what her name is, and hold on. She’ll be too mad/confused to tell her you her name, while also looking like an elderly person who fell and can’t get up.

I gave Martha a peanut butter elder last Saturday, and she’s been trying to move in ever since.

by DallasWithTheWhiteHair June 8, 2021