When a sexual partner fills your vagina with canned cheese, puts a cracker under your anus and penetrates your rectum with a summer sausage with the skin removed thus forcing the cheese onto the cracker and the summer sausage to be crimped off by the anus. Eating said cracker sandwich.
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Get the derby county mug.These little people of civilians of Nassau County make fun of Suffolk County for not having a 516 code (Suffolk County people don’t give a shit) if you go to Nassau County just stay away from Hempstead and maybe stay in like Long Beach or Glen Cove
John - Hey Bruce do you prefer Nassau or Suffolk
Bruce - Nassau County all the way man
John - Name one reason Nassau County is better than Suffolk County
Bruce - Uhhhhhhh, fine Suffolk County
Bruce - Nassau County all the way man
John - Name one reason Nassau County is better than Suffolk County
Bruce - Uhhhhhhh, fine Suffolk County
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Bobby... I saved myself $8 on this gram we're tweaking on by giving Teresa the ole Linn County Lincoln Log...she loves it!
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Get the Linn County Lincoln Log mug.Buchanan County, Virginia, facing some degree of isolation nestled in the Appalachian Mountains, likely having little access to regular fun dips, has invented its own variation of the classic fun dip. Licking a male appendage to apply moisture, then sprinkling a little meth ("dip") on it, and finally proceeding with "fun".
The Sheriff's Deputies got a kick out of the case of Buchanan County Fun Dip that came across their desk.
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