Pencil Eraser Nipples

Perfectly cylindrical tips, roughly the size and color of their namesake.

Her pencil eraser nipples looked like the end of a No. 2 pencil.

by deftonepiper October 28, 2008

jew hat nipples

A type of nipple that that covers a large portion of the breast. It may be found or located on a female or male. These nipples are typically found on females. Jew hat nipples are more disgusting than attractive. They may be found in all types of colors.

EWWWWW! That chick has jew hat nipples.

by SickAssFoo October 15, 2011

silver dollar nipples

Used to describe a females areolas or areolae, when they are the size of a silver dollar.

"That woman had a nice rack. She had nice and dark silver dollar nipples"

by Patrico January 9, 2009

Useful as nipples on a breastplate

Completely useless; just for looks
Can also be said about Batman's uniform

That's about as useful as nipples on a breastplate!

by minkispunk September 11, 2011

Kentucky Fried Nipples

Nipples with a large diameter and is colored a dark tan or black color.

Jay: Juan let me see yo nipples!
Juan: Alright man check it out.
Jay: Holy shit you got a pair of Kentucky Fried Nipples

by Pepperjack69 March 24, 2009

nipples cutting glass

when its so cold, and your nipples are so hard, they can actually cut thru glass, much like a diamond...

Girl : Oh my god its cold out today
Guy : How cold is it?
Girl : Its nipples cutting glass cold

by TreyTrey December 9, 2008

European Hackeysack Nipples

nipples on an individual that are just eccentric in color, size, and structure. They are often described as unusual dinner plates, tending to be honed by females more than males due to the capacity of their breasts.

"Bernie was really attracted to Lulu until he witnessed her European Hackeysack Nipples while on their third date"

by Kyle32 June 3, 2008