Bloody Monkey

What you call your racist white friend when he's being stupid and annoying

Person 1: "God you're being such a bloody monkey you racist pos"

Person 2: "*insert slur* do you think I care?"

by Zyklon_ March 9, 2023

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bloody simp

Bloody Simp: When someone is a mega simp for someone and likes them a lot and is hecka desperate.☠️☠️

Ashes Kecthup: You heard that Ashley is a bloody simp for herald?
Sara:Yeah! I heard, she is a such bloody simp!

by Yippeezz March 19, 2023

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Bloody Cream Crop

When you find a homeless girl and a homeless guy on the streets invite them over for an orgy and make a Russian candy can with the girl and then you proceed to put your dick into the homeless guy

Dude I just had a crazy threesome where I gave a guy my Bloody Cream Crop

by NoobutMax March 21, 2023

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Bloody Minigun

When six guys insert their penises in a woman, who is on her period, at the same time and spin, shooting a load of jizz with each rotation.

Becky: “How was your weekend, Jenna?”
Jenna: “Fantastic! I let my past tinder dates do the Bloody Minigun on me!”
Becky: “No way! Jealous!

by The Door Dude June 10, 2024

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When you’re having sex with a girl while she’s on her period and you connect jumper cables to each other, the negative side to the woman and the positive to the man. When the man inserts his penis it creates a current of electricity.

Frank: “Bro, I heard you and Jenna did the bloody Jump Start last week! How was it?”
Bro: “shocking.”

by The Door Dude June 10, 2024

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bloody 'ell Linda

this is a term originally used for mild frustration, used by an angry old men towards their wives.
now jokey term -with no offensive intent behind it- to show mock frustration.

Lynda spills her tea;
Andrew: "bloody 'ell linda! you've spilt ya tea!"

by Angry.ginger June 14, 2024

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