Founded by a lady known as the reptile queen from Texas. The Texas Reptile Expo is the largest reptile expo in Texas. People known when the come to this show they can expect to see the largest selection of venomous snakes and other reptiles.
by urban savage February 12, 2019
Get the Texas Reptile Expomug. When a male dips his penis in honey and proceeds to fuck a women with it then eat the honey out of her Vagina.
Tom "Dude why is your face all sticky"
Jake "I just gave my Girlfriend a Texas Bumble Bee with a shit ton of honey"
Jake "I just gave my Girlfriend a Texas Bumble Bee with a shit ton of honey"
by LegitBackD00rNinja69 September 13, 2011
Get the Texas Bumble Beemug. When two men are in the act of preforming a sixty-nine, a third party, wearing a ten gallon hat, begins to finger the two men's assholes.
Sherry recently bought a ten gallon hat and then asked Steven and I if we wanted to try the Texas Finger Trap. We said yes.
by Mr. Unplugged September 6, 2016
Get the Texas Finger Trapmug. Ohhh... the teachers in a good mood, she must have had the
"Texas-Sized Whatachicken......smothered in ranchdressin"
"Texas-Sized Whatachicken......smothered in ranchdressin"
by Chi Chi McWeinerson December 31, 2007
Get the Texas-Sized Whatachickenmug. A term used for a lie about kicking someones ass. A Texas turkey takedown is a imaginary move or myth. No one has ever seen the Texas turkey takedown. It is a made up move by yankees, mostly from the pennsylvania area.
Hey buddy, back in PA i totally did the Texas turkey takedown on that fella, then i talked to him about Seinfeld.
by Mann Jr October 31, 2007
Get the Texas turkey takedownmug. When the female is upside down resting her shoulders on the floor with her pelvis facing up while her partner drills her in a downward motion.
by Jedi 007 October 10, 2005
Get the Texas Oil Rigmug. Texas Brown Chowder is chowder that originates from Brownsville Texas. It is best made after a vacation south of the border to Mexico. When ones feces are sufficiently softened (about the consistency of curry) you may crap in a bowl and mix it with jabeneros and rattle snake. It is best served hot and all over the recipients face/
Texas Brown Chowder was served to Guy LeDouche on Spike TV’s MXC.
Texas Brown Chowder was served to Guy LeDouche on Spike TV’s MXC.
by enriqueeldominicanos June 29, 2008
Get the texas brown chowdermug.