Analyzer Tech

The God of Gods among men. The most badass and intelligent son of a bitch to walk onto a jobsite. Outclass, outwork, and straight up outgun anybody that comes in his path. It is known that gazing upon their greatness can turn even the Best Engineer into a hollow shelled panzy crying for his mommie. Revered as the brains of the operation and life itself. Hung as well as a James. Women kneel to blow him. No Analyzer can live without him. All obey him

The Analyzer Tech God Saves The World One Analyzer at a Time

by Analyzer Tech July 3, 2018

The “Tech”

The natural habitat of “Victoria Mulqueen” and all other Victoria Mulqueens, often referred mistakingley as a school.

Did you hear she goes to the “tech”

by bombassperson October 8, 2018

Wilcox Tech

A highschool in meridian where the teachers don’t teach anything yet expect you to pass while in academics while in shop cycle either teacher doesn’t give a crap and lets you do whatever you want or is super overly strict also a lot of dumbass idiots go here

I hate Wilcox tech because my teachers don’t fucking teach

by Meme dood February 16, 2019

linn tech

A technical college full of nothing but beer drinking rednecks that party all night every night and fight over pussy because there’s not much to get around there

Person one “Hey let’s go to linn tech”
Person two “sure I could use a good blackout drunk”

by Yourmomssidehoe June 10, 2019

Head tech

Software used by government to listen and experiment on the public’s mind.

Usually thought of as schizophrenia for the people experimented on.

“We hooked him up to our head tech to see what he is thinking.”

by Are we in the matrix July 15, 2019

We Tech Those

''We are professionals of that especific technological machinery we use.''

Jeff: Bro, What this box ?
Dave: We Tech Those man !

by E-102 Gamma September 14, 2019

term techie

when a person uses vocabulary that people with the highest degree in fields use to relate to them

The term techie Jordan Thomas Cooper could talk like people with a terminal degree in middle school and was part of his school's academic competition team (Quest) which was taught by a teacher who was Stephen Colbert's brother.

by Coop Dupe January 4, 2020