SIMON TONGUE

Man about Town. Can be seen at most local watering holes and/or golfing establishments. Usually a Tottenham Hotspurs Fan. Superpowers include: Flight. Banter. Flexible Hips.

Also capable of achieving superhuman feats using Tongue such as: Deadlifting Bollocks,
Tongue press ups. Infinite Tongue Licks.

Approach with caution. Friendly exterior gives way to deep seated aggression. Often mistaken for an inbetweener.

"Look over there, I think it's Simon Tongue"
"No, its just an inbetweener with a golf club"

"Bloody hell mate did you see that fight?"
"Yeah he gave more licks than Simon Tongue"

by RubbaDinghyRapidsBro October 29, 2015

Blue tongue spanner

An Australian colloquialism for an oxy acetylene torch used to cut metals.

Can't get the bolt off Bob, I'm going to have to use the blue tongue spanner

by Mykemyke February 28, 2022

Gold Tongue

Is the act of making a uniliminal message, and translating into latin and playing it in reverse and decode the multiple languages that pop up, repeat

The Gold Tongue is a way to see people who hand wu well.

by MineOwedWu's June 16, 2021

Slip tongue

The language that politicians use to slide around facts and reality.

Our rules and regulations are designed for the benefit of slip tongued politicians and their closest personal friends.

by Skeptical21 November 1, 2021

angel tongue

To speak words that seem unhumanly captivating; to speak words that sound too good to be true but somehow there are believed.

Dude must have angel tongue to get that fine chick.

by spen53 May 14, 2018

Chattanoogan Tongue Twister

A Chattanoogan Tongue Twister is a intricate sexual phenomenon in which a female of human decent will give oral sex to the inside of a males penis.

“Dude, Tabitha gave me the most gnarly

Chattanoogan Tongue Twister last night. My insides are still bleeding!”

by Boosapoomb December 4, 2024

Tongue merengue

The tongue merengue is basically to where you position yourselves to do the merengue, but you make out in that position.

I really want to do the tongue merengue with my crush, Steve.

I did the tongue merengue with my boyfriend, Cole, last night, and he was really good at it.

by Erin Clarkston February 6, 2015