by ilikeMac-N-cheese November 5, 2020
Get the Good morning mug.The act of waking someone up by pissing into there face as they sleep as you tap them on the shoulder.
Lawn Dad 1: "my daughter always sleeps in until noon how to I get her to wake up earlier?”
Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"
Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"
by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021
Get the Morning Wake Up mug.by Dr. Strap-On January 30, 2021
Get the Morning Wood mug.A phenomenon mostly seen on the male species, it happens when a male specimen wakes up with of the hardening of their phallus, so hard to the point of it poking a hole through fabric of reality. In reality it probably because you drank too much water before sleeping.
by WifeCuckolder24/7 February 17, 2021
Get the Morning Glory mug.by Satans_cum_bitch February 25, 2021
Get the Satan's morning cumshot mug.by Issa bootyhoe March 28, 2021
Get the Hood morning mug.by a-clock March 30, 2021
Get the Semi-Morning mug.