Ol Turkey Tug

Masturbation after a hearty Thanksgiving meal. Typically performed on the toilet whilst taking that infamous Thanksgiving afternoon dump.

What a great meal. Now to top it off with a big dump and a good ol turkey tug.

by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2017

wild young turkeys

group of crazy country teenage girls looking for trouble

Watch yourself, here come some wild young turkeys.

by Wolfx1 November 14, 2011

Texas turkey sandwich

You stick the cactus up your ass while you fuck the armadillo in the pooper while you eat you ol lady’s turkey sandwich ( pussy ) as she spurs you in the back with a Texas cowboy hat on!

Me an bubba traded ol lady’s in the trailer park last night and Becky gave me a Texas turkey sandwich an boy am I sore today

by Redneck.lh20 February 11, 2019

Cold Turkey Szn

The season of cold turkey where if someone is putting NNN into jeopardy, you must stop them and tell them “it’s Cold Turkey Szn.”

Kayla: Oh no! Step bro, I’m stuck under the table. Please help me!
Brady: No! It’s Cold Turkey Szn!
Kayla: Oh shoot, my bad.

by Wawn Tawn November 4, 2019

Janesville Turkey Load

1. A special shotgun shell used specifically for hunting wild turkeys.

2. Ejaculating in a womans face while making the "gobble gobble" noises.

For thanksgiving I thought I would surprise my girlfriend with a Janesville Turkey Load.

by Sean Bishop May 1, 2006

derf ass turkey

Someone who ruins your whole weekend just by stopping by

We were just hanging out after the party having some beers and listening to music, and then some derf ass turkey stopped by. After that, everybody just wanted to go to bed.

by Stoph R. January 19, 2008

jive turkey

tofu turkey, tofurkey

We are having a vegan thanksgiving with jive turkey and all the fixings!

by jilmn November 3, 2010