by ikutsuka November 18, 2019
When you fist a girl and get your fist nice and deep, then picking her up off the bed with one arm you fist pump her whole body in the air
by Jizzleman34 December 20, 2009
Similiar to a Belgian Chocolate Pump, but with one added pump of delicious chocoloate
Several weeks supply of liquid shit are stored, and kept liquidy via constant stirring
Attaching this shit to a firemans hose the goodness is then pumped out toward the arsehole of th participant, attempting to fire as much of the liquidy shit inside him as possible
Ultimately the nozzle is forced inside the anus while liquid shit is pumped inside
To make it a double pump the nozzle is quickly removed
and liquid shit is then pumped out of the anus onto the face and body of the person with the hose
Several weeks supply of liquid shit are stored, and kept liquidy via constant stirring
Attaching this shit to a firemans hose the goodness is then pumped out toward the arsehole of th participant, attempting to fire as much of the liquidy shit inside him as possible
Ultimately the nozzle is forced inside the anus while liquid shit is pumped inside
To make it a double pump the nozzle is quickly removed
and liquid shit is then pumped out of the anus onto the face and body of the person with the hose
Jas: Er dude what are you doing with all that stored liquid shit
Rose: I dno man i just thort it wud b cool to keep it around
Jas: man why dont we have a belgian chocolate pump
Rose: fuck that for a game of chinese checkers with a kebab afterwards, why not make it a belgian DOUBLE chocolate pump
Jas: dude you blow my mind
Rose: and you blow my cock
Rose: I dno man i just thort it wud b cool to keep it around
Jas: man why dont we have a belgian chocolate pump
Rose: fuck that for a game of chinese checkers with a kebab afterwards, why not make it a belgian DOUBLE chocolate pump
Jas: dude you blow my mind
Rose: and you blow my cock
by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009
The act of one man ejaculating onto the palm of another man, who then uses the seamen to lube his penis during masturbation. This is commonly used in saunas for when gay men arn't ready to get it on.
by Hummus43 August 28, 2011
Sean used his pump action yoghurt rifle with comparitive ease, deploying his semen all over Caitlin's face
by Dave Catmur December 02, 2003
after the intubation was complete the jay wood fist pump was used to let everyone know it was successful.
by throat chopper May 15, 2007
when you have a tiny gremlin penis and only require one pump to ejaculate and spread your gremlin aids
hugh is the definition of hugh one pump harris because he has a tiny penis and has gremlin aids and only requires one thrust on his cock to bust
by 3rd floor creww October 21, 2009