Certified Idiot

A certified idiot is a math teacher who doesn’t know that five is less than six.

My math teachers must be a certified idiot; he doesn’t know that five is less than six.

by BbJjDd October 8, 2022

Idiot

1. Someone who is stupid.

2. a form of sandwich.

Gordon Ramsay "WHAT ARE YOU?!" Woman "(sniffle) an idiot sandwich."

by iwritedefinitions.webp July 18, 2022

Idiotic blender

When a guy is being a dick, doesn't have respect for women, and is a horny little shit

Ethan is such an idiotic blender, like honestly how could he treat Nicole like that?

She's not an object, she's a woman.

by Miaminic0514 May 8, 2017

Idiot

Some one who makes stupid decisions

Borris Johnson is a stupid idiot

by bexlovesroxy January 8, 2022

Idiot

A dumb stupid blonde named Brianna

Ur such an idiot!

by aaallleeeZZ July 29, 2018

Idiot Sandwich

Anyone who comes across Gordon Ramsey’s new nickname; a term to refer to someone who has done something foolish within the chef’s vision.

Person 1: *bakes cake with a little too much sugar* Awww shoot!

Gordon Ramsey: IDIOT SANDWICH!!!!!!!

by wee_eejit May 30, 2022

stupid idiot

An exaggeration for someone who is very stupid and acts like an idiot. If you say this, your principle/headmaster will say that it is redundant. But who cares.

“Bob just threw a long over the cliff.”
“What? Why?”
“So that he could see if it could fly.”
“He’s such a stupid idiot”

by fun bobby April 22, 2020