Christmas dendrology

An art of decorating one's house, garden or surroundings with Christmas trees in an elegant and fascinating manner

Since Christmas is just around the corner, Christmas dendrology will come in handy.

by uttam maharjan December 24, 2009

fucking up my christmas

This phrase means that someone is attractive, sexy, turning you on, or making you hott. It is commonly used when a teenage male is attracted to a female.

Damn, she is fucking up my christmas.

by Punxzoars July 1, 2007

green christmas tree

a crazy type of weed.
but it only works when you have gone through the process of puberty, otherwise you will just get a little buzz.

i smoked some green christmas tree this weekend and got SO fucked up i saw so much shit!

by johnaaaa May 19, 2007

Charlie Brown Christmas

When a son or daughter wakes up on christmas morning excited for presents and runs into their parents room, only to find their father pooping on their mothers chest and making the families golden retriever lick the feces off.

Walking in on a Charlie Brown Christmas is still better than being a jew.

by James Frother November 5, 2012

you can't unfuck the christmas turkey

Another way of saying you cant undo something that's already been done. Can be said in a joke like way

You can't unloose the game you know, just like you can't unfuck the christmas turkey

by AsunaTododeku April 5, 2022

Christmas Eve Eve Eve Eve

The day before Christmas Eve Eve Eve, 4 days before Christmas. Usually any Eve's earlier than this time are unnecessary, and by this point you should have all gift shopping done. Otherwise you are doomed!

I'm glad I got all my shopping done before Christmas Eve Eve Eve Eve, it made things so much easier on everyone.

by Vinnymac567 December 27, 2009

Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas

An untraditional Christmas song written by Crow T. Robot of the television show "Mystery Science Theater 3000" in 1991. The biggest of geeks sing this song annually.

Joel: "You wrote a Christmas song?"
Crow: "Hey, there's no tradition like a new tradition!"
Tom: "Wait a minute, Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas?"
Crow: "Yeah, yeah, based on my favorite movie, Roadhouse."

by TKFTGuillotine June 26, 2017