Suicide

Suicide is a very serious thing that a lot of people don’t take seriously. I have heard. Lots of people say that it is the selfish thing to do when you’re depressed but it’s not. The people who say this type of stuff are real jerks. If you feel alone your not their are a lot of people who will help if you are going through a hard time, take me for example just recently I have been dealing with suicidal thoughts but i did the right thing to do and called the suicide hotline to help and knew it was the right thing to do and I just want you to know depression doesn’t go away it stays with you for the rest of you life but their are people that can help you deal with this and make those thoughts gradually go away.And please if your are harming your self or having suicidal thoughts please reach out somebody and know your not alone

Eric:i feel like I want to kill my self

Bob: oh I didn’t know
Eric: it’s ok
Bob: it’s not I’m going to call someone to help you
Eric: I can’t afford that!
Bob: don’t worry about that I just want you to get better
Eric: ok
Suicide: the feeling of one wanting to end their own life

by Eric_smith24 February 21, 2024

Hail Satan Suicide

When one person is sitting behind the wheel of a vehicle and a different man is in a mock 69, operating the pedals of the vehicle with his hands whilst balls deep in the driver's mouth.

Instead of a typical suicide pact, me and my bro decided to Hail Satan Suicide into whatever God has predestined.

by Mr. Splashy Pants December 22, 2023

Suicide sad

When a suicide bomber can't blow him self up because he is scared.

"Osama couldn't blow him self up because he had suicide sad."

by Cherry popper 123 August 2, 2016

suicide

NOT A GOOD THING. YOU WILL DIE.

“NO TAYLOR DONT PUT THE TOASTER IN THE BATHTUB!!”

“BUT MOMMM I WANNA COMMIT SUICIDE!!”

by taytay dust May 28, 2022

Romantic Suicide

Verb

1. The act of killing ones self due to the ending of a romantic relationship, generally because they cared about it deeply and it was what they only had left

The relationship meant so much to him he almost commit "romantic suicide"

by ctpenguin11 May 6, 2024

Suicide

1. When a person kills themself.

2. When you go to the drink fountain and put all or many of the drinks into your cup. Mixing many of the drinks and flavors together.

1. Did you hear Evan committed suicide last night?

2. I got a suicide instead of Coke, it takes pretty great. It’s sprite, fruit punch, Dr Pepper, and Orange Fanta.

by anonymous May 11, 2022

Suicide shift

Made famous amongst early 20th century motorcycles, now a sex position. Doggie style, but while fisting her vagina, you anally penetrate her with your penis. A somewhat difficult position to obtain.

Her: "How do you want me?"
Him: "I'm going to give you a suicide shift."

by World Wide Walt July 17, 2019