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Squirrel

It a combination of when you make your significant other, squirt and squeal at the same time!
Last night I fucked this bitch so hard that I made her squirrel for hours!
by Sarinaslutmaster September 16, 2014
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Jordan the squirrel

Jordan the squirrel

a youtuber with over 200 subs
Did you guys watch Jordan the squirrels new video.
by Meme Trash11111111 August 18, 2018
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squirrel killer

A voluminous or very large Book.
Peter F Hamilton writes exclusively squirrel killers.
by MiguelAzevedo July 10, 2022
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squirrel food

small amount of food wrongfully considered a "meal" by people. This could be something like a half of a sandwhich, some crackers, a small salad, or a bag of chips.
"i hate how the only thing this cafeteria serves is squirrel food"
by Renegade Ni February 17, 2010
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Squirrel

A slang term for a Canadian woman's privates that are not shaved.

Due to misappropriation, the Canadian beaver has requested that the term Beaver only be used as the slang for a shaved woman's privates!
Karen's squirrel was a little prickly since she last shaved her beaver!
by Smokescreen2009 August 7, 2017
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Dress the Squirrel

To put a condom on
Prinny Kinny forgot to dress the squirrel before busting his nutt.
Now he's expecting a little mini Kinny.

Moral of the story: Always dress the squirrel.
by BJ Strange March 7, 2014
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google, squirrel!

When getting online for one thing but getting sidetracked by something else.

From the dog in the movie "UP"
I got online to check my bank account and was all google, squirrel! by Facebook
by paramaybe36 January 4, 2014
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