pocket spaghechup

Pocket spaghechup is dish served in your pocket. When you dont want to cook food, and just want a quick snack. It is made by boiling spaghetti and putting it in your pocket, then open a bottle of ketchup at pour it down your pocket. Mix it up and it is ready to be eaten. It can be eaten any time. It is recommended to eat it with your hands

Person A: I dont really wonna cook today
Person B: No problem! Here *hands Person A some pocket spaghechup*
Person A: OMG! This is delicious!

by dengodeperke November 29, 2017

neon spaghetti

A minimum of 6"2' male who wears brightly colored clothing and has a penis the length down to his kneecap.

Wow! We hooked up last night and he had a real neon spaghetti.

by CoAsArKa November 29, 2017

Cold Spaghetti

Out of style, not cool anymore, not trending, totally uncool.

Dude #1: Hey, dude! Did you see my new video about fidget spinners?
Dude #2: Oh, you still like fidget spinners? Dude, that's cold spaghetti.

by GamingDudester December 4, 2017

twatter slaughter

Beating the pussy up.

"I got a whole night of twatter slaughter beginning at the smackdown of cock"

by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017

Blood Spaghetti

When a girl fucks a dude with a strap-on, forcing his anus to prolapse, then proceeding to suck on it like its a noodle

" Me and Dave tried the blood spaghetti move. That shit looked like lady and the tramp."

by IoitaCelt237 December 23, 2017

shovel slaughter

when you kill/slaughter someone/something with a shovel

*vindicator comes after person*
person1: AAAAAAAAAAH!!! D-:\
person2: *comes up from behind and kills the vindicator with a shovel* HAAAAAAAA!!! D-:<
person1: whoa dude you just shovel slaughtered him

by Female sans January 11, 2018

Canned Spaghetti

A term used by high end leadership elite to describe the intention to dismiss suspected Homosexual employees after the exhibition of suspicious homosexual behaviors during workplace social outings. Term is derived from the changing actions of the employee in social setting i.e straight when sober, gay when drunk.....like canned spaghetti.

"Well I'd have to say Glenda I am about 90% pleased with Dane's performance but after the flamboyant fruity shit he pulled Friday night at the progressive dinner, those figures have been thrown out of the window. That guy is canned spaghetti."

by PeeTear_Griffin July 17, 2018