Shart

Portmanteau word.
A combination of the words "shit" and "art".
Can be used surreptitiously or in a blatant manner.

Tracy Emin: Hey, what do you think of my new sculpture? I call it "My Bed". Pretty cool, huh?

Me: It's most definitely a work of shart.

by debaseme. August 18, 2010

shart perseverance

To succeed, overcome, or conquer any given task in life such as a test, a plane landing, or shooting a Somali pirate in the head. Also can be used when winning the lottery or getting a job.

Somali Pirate: What the?!?!
*Sound of head splattering*
Navy Seal: I shart perseverance.......

by snack22 June 4, 2009

Shart- Storm

1. When living with multiple roommates in an apartment or house with one bathroom for everyone and all of the roommates have eaten fast-food. A shart-storm is the moment 20 minutes after food consumption when all occupants rush to the bathroom to take a shit and/or pee out their butt-holes.

2. Any hectic situation involving shitting.

1. Croix: This Taco Bell is really good.

Cranston: Yeah it's too bad that all four of us are eating it, this place is gonna be a category 4 "Shart- Storm" in about 20 minutes.

Croix: I hear that, I already feel as though I might pee out of my butt.

by St.Croix4Life February 9, 2010

Mr. Smarty Pants

Somebody who is pretty smart. You normally copy off this dude in class and pick on him occasionally. But at the end of the day, he knows he's needed to copy off of.

Mr. Smarty Pants just pooped his pants again.
Time to copy off of Mr. Smarty Pants.

by shinyhinter November 15, 2016

Pussy shart

A pussyshart is a disgusting, more violent version of a common "pussyfart" experienced only by the most sick members of society. A pussyshart is an expulsion of trapped air and shit from within a woman's poonani flaps. "How the fuck did the shit get in there?!" you may be asking yourself, please see - space docking.

"Yo, how much to let that hot girl over there pussy shart in your mouth?"

"Shiiit, you're fucked up man, that's just sick..." *runs away crying*

by CheeseyDickFart May 11, 2009

Shart Gargler

one who washes or rinses their throat or mouth with a "shart" that is kept in motion by a steady stream of air from the lungs to the mouth.

"Hey, did you hear that James fucked his best friends' wife?"

"Yeah, he's such a shart gargler."

by thefuckingman1234 July 22, 2009

COD Smarts

When you know Call of duty like the back of your right hand... wink wink

Guy A: Wow that kid's so good at Call of duty!!!

Guy B: Hellz yeah he has Cod smarts!!!

by GHhoodlum November 27, 2010