Seven Lakes High School

a high school located in katy texas, or more notably, a shithole. go here if you want people to ridicule your perfectly average grades and if you want pedophiliac teachers harassing you. this school sucks ass, dont listen to the niche ratings or the "wow, seven lakes is a top tier school!". do NOT come here, because everyone is fake as shit and narcissistic.

class of 2026

(sophomore)
~lia

boy: man im so glad i dont go to seven lakes high school.
girl: i know right? i think i'd kill myself if i went there.

by lia_09 November 12, 2023

severe urethral trauma

Severe trauma to the urethra.

Girl- down to do the dirty?
Guy- can’t, I have severe urethral trauma

by TBone2222 November 15, 2023

several

More than 2 of something.

It's been several hours since the party ended.

by fartsniffer4000 December 1, 2023

seven year old sephora kid

skibidi toilet? wats that? we've moved on to trashing sephora and maxing out our mommys credit card on drunk elephant, retinol (we dont know what wrinkles are but we wanna prevent them anyway :)), and dior lipgloss 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

cleour: what the john- a prepubescent infant just bought 21 pounds of overpriced skincare 😭😭
billy: thats what we call a seven year old sephora kid dude

by sucks to suck 🤑 February 21, 2024

seven

A fucking Dave and Bambi reference.

“Seven?????”

by JASPERWASNOTHERE March 8, 2024

Seven Minutes

Being someone’s seven minutes or being in someone’s seven minutes. Psychology says when you die, you are still partially conscious and your brain reviews the best parts of your life for seven minutes. If somebody says that to you, it means you have impacted them in a good way to the point they'll remember you at death.

“You’re my seven minutes.” He said to me.

by Kanehxd March 26, 2024

Seven

Where you slowly say seven

Popular internet trend

usage of seven:
*slowly looks at each other*
*in unison* "s e v e n"

by anonymous April 12, 2024