Blue Steeler

Fully erect penis that has hints of blue from the the joy of clear skies ahead . It is consider to be strong as steel and brings tears of joy to its host.

When Harry met Sally he had a blue steeler.
Hey you can’t close his casket he still has a blue steeler.

by Sandman57 August 8, 2024

Frisco Steamer

When you are drunk outside a Steak ‘n Shake and your husband drops his frisko melt on your chest!

My drunk ass came here for a milkshake not a Frisco Steamer!

by Hiking Duo August 10, 2024

Catholic Steamer

When you go on a long run, and don't quite make it home in time to use the bathroom, so you take a nice shit in the parking lot of a Catholic Church

I left a Catholic Steamer after a long run. Sorry Father John

by Spicymeatball06 August 11, 2024

Dutch steamer

A dutch oven only performed by a woman when queefing or "farting out her front bum" with the "steamer" part of the name coming from the fact that a queef is much much more moist than a fart (usually)

Luke: "dude that clown chick gave me a dutch steamer last night while i was going down on her"

Tyson: "you probably liked it too"

by emiT enO keeG May 8, 2024

Relentless steamer

Having exploding relentless diarrhea.

The “Relentless’s” were having relentless steamers.

by CPK101 May 14, 2024

Ireland Steamer

A variation on the Cleveland Steamer where Kathy Ireland takes a crap on your chest.

After the Sports Illustrated cover shoot, I got an Ireland Steamer from Kathy.

by KalEl2000 May 26, 2024

Delaware Steamer

Like the Cleveland Steamer, but with the added person yelling "Delaware!" like Joe Biden that one time.

I took her to my penthouse and I freaked it, and by it, haha well - a Delaware Steamer :)

by Chudley C. Tibbs May 27, 2024