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spider horse

a spider big as fuck that has a horse head and a body of a spider, this mothafucker has horse legs 8 fucking legs too. to become a follower of the spider horse you will need to believe he is a god and be blessed my the spider horse gauntlet. lemme tell you this bitch is looks like a normal stick but it’s actually the spider horse gauntlet. legend has it the spider horse gauntlet is the spider horses dick and if your touch it you will grow your own sheep pubes.
did you spider horse that joe last night?
by Jews Did 911 July 21, 2019
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spider man whopper

A whopper with red buns and black seeds, made to promote "Spider Man: Across the Spider Verse". Nothing else.
I ate the spider man whopper... and d i e d.
by TheRealMikey July 4, 2023
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Spider-Man Hand

Positioning of the hand where the middle and ring fingers are inside the vagina, curling back toward the palm, which is against the labia and clitoris.
The key when using the Spider-Man Hand is to bring the middle and ring fingers toward the palm versus overly aggressive flicking of said fingers inside the vagina.
by anonymous September 6, 2020
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Slutty spider

When a girl traps a bunch of guys in her web then sucks them all
by Hayesjose October 28, 2018
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spider jacking

Masterbating with one leg jacked up on a wall..
My wife wouldnt give none guess its spider jacking time!!!!
by Diustinswife December 22, 2016
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spider blance

The spider blance is a proven technique
In female pleasure 🤘. The spider blance is in the same family as 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink (shocker)
I pulled last night and used the spider blance and she gushed aa ower da place.
Boooomf!!!

Put your hand in the position of spider man about to shoot a web and use your ring finger and middle finger to work its magic. Booomf!!
by 6ora10shocker August 3, 2021
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spider spatula

A spider spatula is somebody who is a bitch nigga. Two faced can't be trusted motherfucker.
Terrell was being a spider spatula today I can't be cool with that dude anymore.
by anonymous March 11, 2022
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