Robert

A sexy sexy man with a massive schlong that all the ladies love. He is the lord of memes and is respected by all. Anyone who confronts a Robert in a rude manner gets dominated by Robert. What a fucking legend. This definition is fucking wrong. Everything except the meme lord part is false.

Robert is fucking retarded, but good at making memes.

by Lord of all nerds January 30, 2020

Robert

A grown man that wants to touch children.

Robert loves to court underage girls!

by whatevs2 July 24, 2020

Roderick

A cool guy who like a certain girl and he loves her so much and will do anything to keep her

Look at Roderick simping for tt smh

by Roderick 668 November 22, 2021

The Reserve

The girl that you've been dating for years and are now cheating on but won't leave you. She has no idea and believes everything you say. She also doesn't question spending entire weekends with your "friends".

Me: What are you doing this weekend?

Friend: The reserves planned a girl's night, so I told my reserve that I was going to hang out with you... You got me covered???

by abramm24 March 25, 2009

Sloppy Robert

It's kind of like the F word, because you can use it however the hell you like. It can be a thing you do to someone; which can be a variety of things. Basically, whatever you decide to call a Sloppy Robert.

You can call someone Sloppy Robert, even if their name isn't Robert. Or variations such as Sloppy Bob, Slop Bob, or just Sloppy.

It has been considered, but not done yet, to create a sandwich and name it the Sloppy Robert.

Oh damn, he just got a Sloppy Robert.

by slobpop April 8, 2011

211 Steel reserve

Poverty in a can.

You tryna cop some 211 steel reserve at the corner store with that last buck 25?

by Scary uncle August 4, 2021

Robert Pattinson

A British-born actor, singer, musician, composer and former youth model. Despite backlash of Twilight haters, actually rather a talented bloke, and a refreshing change of "teen idol" from the prettyboy jock types not everybody dies for; laid-back, a little strange, and lacking highlights in his hair and bronzer on his face. Despite being given "beautiful" as his sole character trait in the Twilight books, managed to bring Edward Cullen to life. Very much coveted by his legions of fans, in a very frightening way.

Random person: "That actor over there is Robert Pattinson."
Me: "I'm afraid for his life."
Random person: "Why?"
*Pattinson is mobbed. Not by me.*
Random person: "Oh."

by forthright December 3, 2011