Benjamin tyrus-Robert Lovelace

think of someone sexy. Do you have an image in your mind yet? now multiply that sexiness by 10000000. This man loves pussy, music, and himself with a passion. There is nothing to stop him from writing songs about emo girls. When he wants to impress a chick, he calls his friend James at 9:30 at night to scream for him. NOTHING will stop him from tapping that sweet lil ole ass. Him and his 7.5 inch dick will come and get YOU. He is out for ass and he will get it. With a beautiful voice to accompany his millimeter defeater. This man loves punk, metal and most of all his own good looks. Seriously a ken doll in the flesh. Fun fact: He has no pubic hair whatsoever. To anyone reading this hit him up. He will find that ass and get busy.

Yo Benjamin tyrus-Robert Lovelace just fucked me and my girl while singing beach boy by mccaferty

Benjamin tyrus-Robert Lovelace by Metal_Poser6969 February 1, 2023

hot robert

Hot Robert in his Dreams, nothing but
a Fat Obese Cow. A Mama's Boy!!!
Look at yourself, before you make fun
of others............................
Also Grandma's Pet!!!!!!!!!
Have some more on your Plate.
I want you so Fat. The Girls will not
notice, the Flab around your waist.
Your starting to Look like Ha! Ha!

Says he's afraid of
Changes. LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
What a Joke!!!!!!!! Ha! Ha!!!!!
Nothing But a Coward!!!!!!!!!!!

hot robert by jeff April 22, 2005

Dirty Robert Largecock

A reference to any male who is involved in the adult entertainment industry either as a performer or as a director or otherwise. May also refer to any guy you know who has a particularly dirty mind or preoccupation with sex.

Dirty Robert Largecock... this is neither the time or the place. Put that thing away!

Dirty Robert Largecock by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010

Collin Robert 

A communist who hates America with a flaming passion. he would like to move to Canada, put bombs all across the Canada/U.S. border, and blow it up so they will be separated. Before he plans on doing this, he wants to go surfing. He has also been heard calling the U.S. Mexico touchers.

Collin Robert is my favorite Canadian surfer!

Collin Robert by cupcakesrus April 28, 2009

Aiden Robert Benjamin David 

The coolest guy on the planet. He gots a cute gf and some cool friends. Mans solos teams on Cod, R6, Overwatch, and claps on smash bros.

Ultimate gamer fr

“Man is an ultimate Aiden Robert Benjamin David with that play ong”

Aiden Robert Benjamin David by BiGuy? February 17, 2021

His name is Robert Paulson 

It's a memorable quote from "Fight Club", a great movie from 1999 that cause a lot of people to get their ass kicked frequently, usually by friends.

An unofficial anthem for the sadists (Someone who loves inflicting pain on others) as well as the unwritten bible for the masochists who love inflicting pain on themselves.

Sadist Yo man, his name is Robert Paulson *Sucker punches his best friend, knocking out 3 of his teeth, then they share a blunt while they reminisce about other fun stuff...

Masochist *screams out* His name is Robert Paulson, I wish mine was too *punches self in face knocking out 3 teeth, then lights a blunt only to put it out on his arm, while reminiscing about the other fun stuff.

His name is Robert Paulson by SCWIDVICIOUS December 30, 2011

Fez (Robert Brian) A. 

A sweet and amazing guy who is extreamly forgiving. even though his ex girlfriend is a dumb bitch. she cheated on him four times and ruined the reationship due to her own stupidity but shes extreamly regretful and would do anything for him back. She lost the best thing thats ever happened to her. She was lost and confused. and she just wanted to feel wanted. Theres not a day she doesnt think about him. And she feels depressed whenever shes with her new boyfriend because all she can think about is him. She picks her boyfriend apart aand compares him to him constantly in her head when all she really wants is to hear him say he loves her one more time. and for him to call her sweetheart again, (im sorry.)- M.K.

girl one: have you met Fez (Robert Brian) A. ?
girl two: yes! hes so amazing and funny. (:

Fez (Robert Brian) A. by M.K. a very sorry girl. May 19, 2011