viking river cruise

Whilst in the midst of fucking a Scandinavian prostitute and fully inserted she urinates on you

That prostitute and I left such a mess in that Amsterdam hotel room last night but it was the best Viking River Cruise I've ever had!

by HansGreub3r November 4, 2015

River

ONE OF THE MOST SEXIEST MF's EVER

"oh hey it's papi River lol"

by notcaiden👀 December 2, 2021

River Valian

The native people or multigenerational people from River Vale, NJ who still live there. They typically have an attitude about entitlement and have no common sense.

Man you better watch out because those people are River Valians

by Countrysquire April 26, 2025

River Phoenix

Talented good looking actor who has a kind personality and is loved by millions

River Phoenix was an American Actor best known for movies like Stand By Me or My Own Private Idaho

I think Thimothée Chalamet is the River Phoenix of his generation

by rio2002 November 22, 2021

alabama river

A mixture of Coors light and Mountain Dew

Hey Coors light tasted like shit so I made a Alabama river

by Longniggerjohnson January 1, 2017

River-bend

Drinking by the river until it bends.....

yup the river is bent i must be wasted......now thats what i call a good River-bend

by Enron_89 November 4, 2010

River helmet

The act of giving oral sex while floating down the river.

On our last floating trip, my wife gave me such an amazing river helmet, that I ejaculated in her mouth.

by Cinnamon N Spice July 30, 2023