robby racer

word to describe yourself as the best go kart driver EVER!

Bill said he was robby racer because he beat us in a small go kart race.

by racer baby May 16, 2011

Smoosh Race

A multiple team event held in northern states in which four participants strap themselves onto 2x4s and attempt to travel 25 yards, swing around a barrel, and be the first team to make it back the 25 yards to the start/finish line.

Performed in similar form to cross-country skiing

Lena: "Ole, did ya here about the Smoosh Race this weekend?"

Ole: "Oh yeah, ya betcha. Should be a good time to down a couple beers before the Packers play."

by NorhternRedneck January 6, 2012

Ring Race

When women and their friends begin to race each other for who can get married first. Many times they do not care who the husband is. As long as the ring is on their finger before their friends, they are happy.

Wanda and her boyfriend just got engaged. OMG I need to get engaged ASAP or I'll be alone forever. I don't care who the bastard is. The ring race is on!

by blueeyedevil August 1, 2012

Drag Race

When you light a cigarette and then have to finish it quickly

"Shit the bus is coming and I just lit a cigarette"

"Just drag race it!"

by abearrr January 17, 2014

Sausage Race

A race to stuff as much penis in or around one's mouth.

"Wu Tang just witnessed his first sausage race and his face looked priceless. "

by Nags_R_us1 March 7, 2014

highway race

When two (or more) cars engage in an illegal street race that takes place on a highway. There are two ways to stat a highway race. If you flash your high beams at another car, the race is instantly started. Or you can do a count down by honking your car's horn three times.

I just got a new turbocharger for my ride. Whadda you say we do a highway race tonight?

by Mad_Matt March 10, 2014

binge race

The act of recklessly drinking an atrocious amount of strawberry vodka, in the effort to substantially reduce your lifespan.

Karl: Some cock swagler fired me today.
Phil: That's more fucked up than a football bat.
Karl: I think I may just turn emo...
Phil: Dude it's binge race!

by Freep88 April 13, 2014