California ring of fire

When you're out in the hot dry desert of Death Valley giving your girl extreme anal and the friction ignites the ring of hair surrounding her butthole. You continue to fuck, lighting your own pubes on fire, then at the point of climax you pull out and shoot into the ring of fire that is her anal orifice, all the while screaming hocus pocas

Dude I experienced the California ring of fire for the first time yesterday!

by Queefstain June 26, 2017

three ring blender

See art.

#below-stairs just played a three ring blender. Win won a tonne of old money. Tang-clonk!

by Below-Stairs December 2, 2022

ring dang doodle

A bastardization of wang dang doodle the blues song. Could be easily be used as a euphemism for "booty-call on my damn dick".

I'm gonna ring dang doodle sally tonight I think

by juanxpicante November 30, 2021

Mint ring surprise

When you give your partner a rimjob straight after brushing your teeth.

I was getting ready for bed, brushed my teeth but vicki was feeling horny, so i gave her a mint ring surprise before i stuck it in her clam.

by Stoned dog guy August 19, 2023

faux septum ring

A fake septum ring that clips on. Usually looks VERY real.

Sarah: Come on man, let's get matching septum piercings!

Molly: Dude, my mom would kill me. Although, I could get a faux septum ring!

by Ehhh_no_thanks May 30, 2016

Anti Flirt Ring

When the guy isn’t ready to commit or promise to commit but doesn’t want anyone hitting on you.

Michael isn’t ready or willing to commit or promise to commit. So he gives you a Anti Flirt Ring

by Beautifully taken November 7, 2022

Three Ring Binder

Three guys penetrate the mouth, ass, and vagina of a girl thrusting simultaneously, giving the similar feeling as popping open a three ring binder.

Alex, Adam, and Carson performed a three ring binder on Molly giving her the feeling of a one and a half binder

by SpankMeSideways August 27, 2016