Puffy muffin

Puffy muffin: when frequent sex causes a girl's labias to swell.

I'd love to jam but you did me so hard last night that I have a puffy muffin.

by Brenda Staines February 26, 2016

Hog Muffin

a person who hogs something that is meant to be shared!

HEY. PASS THE SCRABBLE PIECES YOU HOG MUFFIN!

by monster person. June 06, 2010

Drunk Muffin

A girl with a big butt that is drunk

Hey drunk muffin are you ready to go home?

by Estradak78 April 18, 2019

cunt muffin

a person that eats a a lot muffins and is a real big cunt

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about Tom
Guy 2: I heard that he was a huge cunt muffin
Guy 1: Yea he ate all my muffin's so i called him a cunt muffin

by YeetMaster42 August 12, 2018

pink muffin

When a man or woman gets penetrated in their butt so much that there booty hole is swelling to a shape of a muffin.

Girl 1 -Johnny and i do anal so much I have a PINK MUFFIN now.
Girl 2 - Noice.

by FEUJsz November 03, 2015

stress muffin

When you are so stressed that you curl yourself into a ball and cry a little bit.

I should be studying for that test but I'm a stress muffin

by stripezandsparklez February 06, 2017

American muffin

The American Muffin is a small ring of fried cake of sweetened leavened dough.

I would like a doughnut please. Oh, you mean an American muffin.

by KERMlT September 28, 2022