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Morning Wake Up

The act of waking someone up by pissing into there face as they sleep as you tap them on the shoulder.
Lawn Dad 1: "my daughter always sleeps in until noon how to I get her to wake up earlier?”

Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"
by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021
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Morning Glory

A phenomenon mostly seen on the male species, it happens when a male specimen wakes up with of the hardening of their phallus, so hard to the point of it poking a hole through fabric of reality. In reality it probably because you drank too much water before sleeping.
Bruh my morning Glory woke me up, right on time before i took a massive wizz.
by WifeCuckolder24/7 February 17, 2021
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Morningstar

An individual who is related to Ziph himself ro-typically
Dang, is that a Morningstar, LynxMorningstar? Didn't he get 2nd and 3rd place in DOTO back in 2020, damn. onlyfans.com/LynxMorningstar be looking hot tho.
by NemesisMorningstar March 4, 2021
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Morningstar

Morningstar, a bloodline, mostly packs on Ilum and even sometimes the Jedi Sanctum.
Established in 2018.
Never died, nor have disbanded once.
Dang, is that a Morningstar, LynxMorningstar?
Damn, he's been 3rd and 2nd place in DOTO back in 2020.
by NemesisMorningstar January 22, 2021
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Morningstar

A bloodline that mostly packs on Ilum and even the Jedi Sanctum sometimes, most of us have namechanges it's 10$ but hey, you'll get 3x attention you usually get on Ilum, dw about the cost, if you're trustful , active and don't be a sped you'll most likely get funded.
We pledge our alliegiance to our Great Fuhrer.
All of our players are at least 6ft irl don't expect anyone to be short ofc.
Established in 2018,
Eternal Morningstar.
Dang, is that a Morningstar, LynxMorningstar?
Didn't he get 2nd and 3rd place in DOTO back in 2020, damn.
onlyfans.com/LynxMorningstar be looking hot tho
by NemesisMorningstar January 22, 2021
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Morning Wood

George Butler doesn’t get morning wood, he IS MORNING WOOD!!!
by Dr. Strap-On January 30, 2021
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Morningly

You sound crazy! Do you smoke meth morningly?
by Lunacornx March 31, 2021
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