lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.
that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..
by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025
Get the how long do you take to wake up in the morning?mug. Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?"
Ethan: "Hila, wudduyou just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a Good Morning and God Bless! I need another 20 minutes at least!"
Ethan: "Hila, wudduyou just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a Good Morning and God Bless! I need another 20 minutes at least!"
by mrcoper May 22, 2018
Get the Good Morning and God Blessmug. 
by InfernalRites May 23, 2022
Get the Extended Morningmug. The act of waking someone up by pissing into there face as they sleep as you tap them on the shoulder.
Lawn Dad 1: "my daughter always sleeps in until noon how to I get her to wake up earlier?”
Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"
Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"
by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021
Get the Morning Wake Upmug. 5 o’clock in the morning is Morningwood
- the time that you spend planning out the rest of your day
- a good chunk of people will be asleep
“It’s 5 o’clock in the morning the conversation got boring, you said your goin got bed soon, so I snuck off to your bedroom. Then I thought I’d just wait there....”
A lovely Tpain song from the 2000s, that should be loved by everyone.
I’m not even angry that nobody remembers it. But I liked to talk about it with my friends.
Psychologically it would be the most calming song to use to go to sleep.
- the time that you spend planning out the rest of your day
- a good chunk of people will be asleep
“It’s 5 o’clock in the morning the conversation got boring, you said your goin got bed soon, so I snuck off to your bedroom. Then I thought I’d just wait there....”
A lovely Tpain song from the 2000s, that should be loved by everyone.
I’m not even angry that nobody remembers it. But I liked to talk about it with my friends.
Psychologically it would be the most calming song to use to go to sleep.
At 5 o’clock in the morning someone will be having sex and thinking about me.
At 5 in the morning I’m usually asleep, but still love this song though.
“Boy’s used to sing this all the time on the bus. Zachary, would love this song.”
At 5 in the morning I’m usually asleep, but still love this song though.
“Boy’s used to sing this all the time on the bus. Zachary, would love this song.”
by Funimnothavingfundoyougetitnow July 19, 2021
Get the 5 o’clock in the morningmug. The phrase associated with a very trashy girl: a shorter version of saying "that girl is trashier then friday morning garbage day".
*girl with awful spray tan complaining about facebook drama walks by*
John: Man, this girl is forsure a Friday Morning
Randy: yupp.
John: Man, this girl is forsure a Friday Morning
Randy: yupp.
by thapresident711 January 26, 2011
Get the Friday Morningmug.