foul and a miss

A light hearted phrase one utters in the tone of a snooker referee on the occasion of a particularly wholesome trouser cough.

Eg

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.

Example.

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.

by Tito Watts November 21, 2021

Miss Awesome

A Girl that is Awesome. She listens to you, She cares for Everyone, she has a golden Heart. Shes' Just awesome.
Often girls with names like "Verity, Chiara, Layla" tend to be real Miss Awesomes.

Girl: *helps Person out*
Person: Youre a real Miss Awesome!

by MadMax_ December 15, 2018

miss douche

what you call a woman who makes something pervey out of a man. Qouta Rebecca Bunch of The CW's Crazy Ex Girlfriend

Yeah I'm done with miss douche, gonna start with misses douche

by ruckasboy January 13, 2017

Miss Murray

A fat ugly slag who needs to learn to stfu

Stop being like Miss Murray you dickhead

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Miss Sunny

the greatest teacher there every has been

Miss Sunny yelled, “Jacky! Stop being so annoying!”

by jackywong September 10, 2020

miss butters

A girl that uses butter in ways unintended by farmers and butter manufacturers

i met this girl and she REALLY liked butter so we call her miss butters.

by R1PPERJ November 15, 2011

foul and a miss

A phrase one utters ( in the style of a snooker referee) when hearing a particularly loud trouser cough

Example

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.

by Tito Watts November 21, 2021