MIKE D

WHEN YOU RUN THE 40 YARD DASH, WEARING MOCCASINS, ON CEMENT, AND FALL AND SKIN YOUR KNEE

DUDE, BOB TOTALLY DID A MIKE D YESTERDAY.... WHAT AN ASS.

by JIGMIC October 16, 2008

mike hunt

cockney rhyming slang for cunt

you fucking mike!!!!!!

by ben curry September 24, 2003

mike jones

Coolest kid in the world, by far!

Mike jones is the shit!

by who? March 19, 2005

icy mike

to take a shit, freeze the shit, fuck a girl with the frozen shit untill it thaws out, and then you eat the shit.

"dude i cant beleive your into icy mikes"

by brendan December 29, 2004

killa mike

a killa mike is a guy who's dick is so big its hurts the girl he's having sex with or "kills her"...mike is just a common name so that's why we started using it...this is a common saying in western michigan

i heard her screaming all last night from the basement....must've been killa mike

by bam10 June 15, 2009

fatty mike

A teenage boy or man who isn't fat at all, and is actually quite attractive, but has self-esteem issues like that of a 15-year-old girl.
Fatty mikes are usually straight, but have EXTREMELY feminine qualities, like reading their girlfriend's YM & Cosmopolitan magazines, waxing pubic hair, and are weirdly emotional.
See also metrosexual.

HA!HA! Fatty Mike shaves his legs!

by anherotaylor August 14, 2007

mike sano

Mike sano, is a person with no IQ. His penis size is never over 4cms and dates girl 20 times under his age. He also like to pretend to be a girl and walk in the girls bathrooms.

Ugh you are so a Mike sano

by Travis spoon May 11, 2018