metroclaquette

a 2 in 1 word meaning :metrosexual and very gay looking male

Hey dude, have you seen the obvious metroclaquette ???

by Floydo February 4, 2007

Metrometre

The number of buttons undone on a v-neck shirt worn by men who are metrosexual.

"That guy with buttons done half way up his shirt rates a 5 on the metrometre."

by Al Tomo December 13, 2008

Metrohead

1. Someone who secretly likes heavy music, but never admits it for fear of ruining his personal image as a well groomed person.

2. The opposite of 1, a metrosexual who doesn't like heavy music, but has friends who love it, and has to pretend he likes it to satisfy his friends. Unfortunetly nice haircuts and mosh pits don't mix.

"What a poser, as if he listens to metal."
"He must be a metrohead."

by That David person December 31, 2008

metrolicious

Describes a man who's very metrosexual and isn't afraid to show or let you know about it.

Gina: Did you get your brows waxed?
Steve: Damn straight! My brows look better than the whole secretarial pool and I've already booked my next appointment!
Gina: You are totally metrolicious, boyfriend!
Steve: R-E-S-P-E-C-T, ladies.

by MizStewy January 15, 2008

metromasculine

A term used by insecure scene kids who find being called "feminine" offensive.

This word can also be used mockingly when talking to or about scene kids.

hxcgore101: "Hey, bitches."

manlyman56: "Get away from me, you effeminate freak."

hxcgore10: "I'm not feminine. I'm metromasculine. :("

by Flamingo Jones November 2, 2008

metrothod

a METal-ROcker-goTH-mOD

me a guy who likes gothick stuff and rock and metal and drives a scooter =metrothod

by lolamanjaro April 4, 2009

MetroGeek

A combination of a Metrosexual and a Geek, thought by some as an oxymoron but a cross-breed.

Man, that kid is wearing nice jeans. Why is he playing D and D?

He must be a MetroGeek

by bbqturtle October 20, 2008