Bumps on a Log

It's that thing when one gay guy puts his testicles on another gay guys' penis. (From Saturday Night Live)

Gay guy: "hey you want to have relations?"
Other gay guy: "only if you do Bumps on a Log..."

by Blazed_Dorito April 12, 2019

Log press kiss

A quite dangerous first kiss for strongmen and strongwomen athletes that involves both people to press their logs and then miss with the log over head. The perfect Instagram post.

Those two would make a perfect Log press kiss if she could handle the eye Contact.

by Cmonkey April 19, 2022

three log box

A female that takes cock in all three holes

Guy 1: hey bro, how was your date last night?
Guy 2: dude it was awesome, we went to her place she took it in all three holes. She is a real three log box

by Racerx2421 August 15, 2023

Ghost Log

When you feel like taking a dump, but then suddenly the urge disappears.

Man.. I just walked to the bathroom, turned out it was just a Ghost Log. I no longer need to shit!

by Lil Barber April 04, 2020

yung logs

Clutch, God, or affiliated with the third eye tribe

That guy over there is yung logs

by Yung logz December 21, 2013

Giant Log Loader

Nickname for a man whose partner always has large, solid fecal excretions after anal sex.

When George gets serious constipation, he always goes to John because he is one serious Giant Log Loader.

by Frederick Fanon May 28, 2012

Fina Logs

Mina fina bollar in ur mouth! Sebbe

Kolla Fina logs! Vadå Fina Logs? MINA FINA BOLLAR IN UR MOUTH! SEBASTIAN

by Romme October 27, 2021