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Splacoo's Law

It's a law that allows any people on any website to roast other people until they either say something that is sexist or racist, or until they leave their house and have any device on them. If they leave the house and jump online, they can only view sites and can't type comments until they are in a private place like a house.
I really like Splacoo's Law, it makes the internet a better place without any racism or sexism.
by Arztiser March 18, 2023
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Foley's Law

You can't control what makes your dick hard.

An excuse often used by men as a justification for getting off to shockingly offensive pornography.
Dude #1: Hey, check out this hot video of a gorilla doing a Cleveland Steamer on a nun.

Dude #2: that's sick!

Dude #1: hey, don't judge. Foley's Law states you can't control what makes your dick hard!
by JohnCheatsAtGorillas November 11, 2022
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DeWynter's Law

DeWynter's Law states that the general perception of something (such as a television show or video game, and most notably in the case of sequels) will generally be negatively affected by the existence of something else that does much the same things, but "better".

For example in the case of a sequel to a video game or movie: Say the first in a series is a 9/10. If a sequel is released that does much the same thing but a little worse, it will be much more negatively reviewed than if the original hadn't existed.
The Fable series of video games really suffered from DeWynter's Law; The second game would have been so much better if I hadn't played the first.
by Hootles May 20, 2017
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Vaughan's Law

In any discussion about marriage, the moment a proponent compares gay marriage to the civil rights era, the argument is automatically forfeited.
Person #1: "I believe marriage is between one man and one woman."
Person #2: "Well how would that have worked in the civil rights era?! Loving v. Virginia says we all have equal protection, you're just substituting Jim Crow for Tim Crow!"

Person #1: "I invoke Vaughan's Law."
Person #2: "Dammit... you win...
by Duns Scotus March 4, 2014
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Law Players

People who play Law in Tekken. All Law Players are bitches, no exceptions.
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religious law

Religious law refers to ethical and moral codes taught by religious traditions.
Examples of religious law include Christian canon law, Islamic sharia, Jewish halavah and Hindu law.
by Elements August 31, 2014
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Fug's Law

Women who are into kinky things like swinging or fetish parties are much more likely to be ugly, old, and/or dumpy than even remotely attractive.
Sure, the show Real Sex sounds like fun, but all the women are gross. Blame Fug's Law.
by whatchamacoolit December 11, 2010
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