Hello Kitty

Hello kitty Imperial Japanese propaganda used by the nation of Japan to conceal the war crimes committed by the Japanese during world war II, crimes so bad that the Nazis told them to chill

Imperial Japanese general 1: we massacred so many civilians, how will we cover our tracks?
Imperial Japanese General 2: So there’s this cat that is really cute and will sell to small children around the world. I think I’ll call her Hello Kitty, UwU!!!
Imperial Japanese General 1: Genius.

by anonymous April 29, 2022

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(1) a cat

(2) female vagina

(1) David: I just got a little cute kitty!
Jo: Cool!
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(2) Jamal: I got into ur sister kitty
Tyreek: Ima kill u!

by tacotumbler July 12, 2023

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Shoe the Kitty

Matt Engarde's cat from the 2002 video game Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All.

Pearl Fey: Shoooooooe!
Shoe the Kitty: Meow.

by The Real Kurayami January 7, 2025

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Kitty pennies

pocket change

Do you have any kitty pennies I could borrow? I would like to buy this candy bar.

by sillypseudo November 24, 2020

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Kitty Willy

Kitty Willy
noun
1. A provocative twist on the classic "wet willy," where instead of saliva, one uses vaginal fluids to moisten their finger before inserting it into someone's ear—usually as a bold act of flirtation or shock value.
2. A bold, NSFW move that blends mischief with a slight dose of kink.

"She dared me to give him a Kitty Willy at the party... needless to say, he was speechless."

by Fred the Panda April 9, 2025

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