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Red rocket kitty twister 

When a girl on her period spins around on your dick while riding cowgirl.
“Last night Steve wanted to try a red rocket kitty twister and we got the sheets all bloody

BPSK (big puddle small kitty) 

BPSK- aka (big puddle small kitty) is one of three scenarios. Either:
A: there is a rather large puddle of water compared to a relatively small kitty.

B: a petite girl, (small kitty), seen in the same room with or engaging in sexual intercourse with a rather elephantine and large looking male (big puddle)
C: a very feminine male violently shoving a beer funnel into a vagina (small kitty) while he ejaculates into said funnel, into (small kitty) therefore a (big puddle) enters such (small kitty)
C: “Bro did u see that Brando pulled a BPSK with his side hoe????,” says Virgin Mary
“Fuck did the kitty purr?” Says Old ahh Joseph

A,B: your typical BPSK

BPSK (big puddle small kitty)

Snuff her kitty 

A sexual innuendo; To greatly pleasure a vagina with minimal effort through consensual means.
"I can't wait to snuff her kitty tonight!"

Scratch The Kitty 

Bro, chick I been dating just called and said it's time I scratch the kitty.

I love hello kitty's special skin wallker day 

@I love hello kitty ❤️ 🔥's special day is 29 of February because she comented:No, that’s not a fox that’s a skin walker
"Hey have you heard about the I love hello kitty's special skin wallker day?"
"Yes"

cold cream kitty 

Cold cream kitty is a crazy old lady who embroiders on the jeans of Shel Silverstein who wrote the song “cover of the rolling stone” then performed by Dr Hopk. This is also the avi of a popular Twitter poster who regularly wishes everyone happy birthday.
I’ve got a crazy old lady name of cold cream kitty who embroiders on my jeans.
cold cream kitty by Cold cream kitty November 29, 2023