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F-juicer 

A device used to extract poop from the anus. The device is two padded plates with handles, one plate on each butt cheek, hooked together with a bungy cord. To make the person shit you must push the plates together then pull out repeat the process untill the've dumped the load. It is used for constipated people or a couple that like eating eachothers feces.
Example 1: Dude, wtf i just saw Bill slurping the shit he just extracted from his grandpa using the F-juicer!

Example 2: I saw Rob walking out of his girlfriends house with feces all over his face. I think he used the F-juicer!

Example 3: Im constipated almost everyday i need the F-juicer!
F-juicer by Sticky Bunzs September 22, 2011
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puddy juice 

the sweat under the belly button skin of fat person that will smell like shit if you dont wash it every day
patty has fears puddy juice under that nasty mother fucker wash that bitch.
puddy juice by casandra kay October 22, 2011

Apple juice roulette 

An obscure party game played by pranksters, frat guys, and close friends alike. The game is played with multiple glasses of apple juice, how many is up to the player. One glass is filled with piss. The players each tale a glass and drink until someone drinks the piss. Some people like to turn this into a prank and fill all of the glasses with piss.
Dan is such a dick sometimes. We decided to play apple juice roulette and he filled all the glasses with piss!

Solid Juice 

The epitome of awesome. Far exceeding simple "Juice"
"Yo Son, this cornbread is juice!"

"You high Duke? This cornbread is like sipping the tears of an angel in heaven! This some Solid Juice right herr!"
Solid Juice by JuiceKing 950 September 17, 2013

Fish Juice Yoga

A new yoga sensation on the verge of taking Europe by storm. Although its exact origins are unclear it is believed to have been created in woodlands near Kent, a county in the south of England, after years of dedication by an experimental yoga prodigy. Testing even for the most experienced yoga enthusiast and consisting of some unique moves fish juice yoga is the next big thing to hit the yoga world.
Fish Juice Yoga position include but not limited to: - (Video links to come)

Electric Eel (traditionally involves lots of shaking)
Clam Without Pearl (Thrusting and stretching legs as much as possible)
Clam With Pearl (Same as without pearl but arms must be crossed the whole time)
Stuck Turtle (Like a dog scratching it's back on a carpet)
Panicking Salmon (similar to Electric Ell but involves horizontal movement across the floor)
Peaceful Sea Horse (Full body stretch while moving back and forth on the tips of toes)
Fish Juice Yoga by Liot October 2, 2013

fairy juice 

....your answer to everything.
Question: What is the material that glitter is made out of?

Answer: Fairy Juice
fairy juice by NAD October 26, 2013

pube juice 

Vage residue left on pubes that tastes funky like prune juice
My friend Melissa loves pube juice.
pube juice by Elvislady December 8, 2013