Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club

A person that is accused of, but is 100% not a furry I assure you he isn't. Guys I'm not a furry why do you keep bullying me I don't understand IM NOT A FUCKING FURRY GOD DAMNIT STOP

"Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club is a furry."
"Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club is definitely not a furry. DNA test came back and showed he is 100% not a furry."

by I'm not a furry guys May 17, 2019

jonesing to the jones

A deep desire to be someone else. A neighbor who has more or anyone and anything that you perceive to be better. The grass is greener syndrome.

They just bought a new Mustang and I am jonesing to the Jones right now.

by Gidgetagain August 27, 2019

Xaivor Jones

A bitch as mother fucker with dopey ass hair that looks like yarn.

Oh look theres xaivor jones what a dope he is

by 80019 October 14, 2019

donte jones

Donte Jones is a fun loving guy who is very talented and creative but also as a black guy he is very attractive and he is fast so don't try to chase him and he is a libra so he is special he live to draw, sing, dance, act and ect.

Someone: dang donte jones is a great person all in one I wish I was him

by Gitfjordvojxt January 6, 2018

nutcase jones

someone who lacks intelligence.

george is such a nutcase jones!

by Brochacho1919 April 24, 2018

Bubba Jones

A soul stealing, shopping cart loving, glue eating, dog lover that never leaves a dare undone. He may appear on T-shirts from time to time.

Bubba Jones is a guy that you don't take home to mom and dad.

by IceQueen0714 January 8, 2018

Pulling a jones

Finding any possible excuse to cover your ass when you done goofed and/or trying to sham out of anything.

Private 1: Do you see Snuffy over there talking to sergeant?

Private 2: Yea, he’s definitely pulling a jones *smh*

by Pickle riiiiick January 11, 2018