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Muddy Johnson

When you get shit-dicked with pungent diarrhea. The kind that stings the nose and causes the eyes to water.
"I was on a Tinder date the other day and it went horrible. We had lunch at Taco Bell and she ended up giving me a Muddy Johnson later that night."
by Fructussy October 17, 2025
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Alicia-Johnson

The most amazing beautiful gorgeous strong woman in the entire world loved by many but mostly by me
I love Alicia-Johnson and Want to marry her
by Akta September 10, 2021
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Dewy Johnson

The act of intercourse performed on a bed of grass, a slightly muddy area, or anywhere that "dew" could end up on someone's "johnson."
Q: Did you hear that Chris and Steph did the freak-nasty in the dirt/mud behind the campground?

A: Yea I heard he gave her the Dewy Johnson.
by Steampuncher November 30, 2009
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Sam Johnson

When you perform a strange act on a form of food, most commonly sandwiches
'That idiot just pulled a Sam Johnson on that sandwich'
by samjpohnson March 12, 2024
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emily marie johnson

Emily Marie Johnson is one of the most beautiful people! She is very kind hearted and is not selfish! She isn't fake even if she doesn't like you! She hates people who bully! Emily Marie Johnson is popular in school and is well known! She is very athletic but doesn't show it in school! Outside of school she does cheerleading and volleyball! Many people misjudge her! She is beautiful but doesn't believe!
Emily Marie Johnson

is so pretty and athletic i wish she knew that!
by auaishhssb July 7, 2017
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Tegan johnson

Probably will never find this but you never know🤷🏽 ♀️ Actually the most gorgeous and loving person you could ever meet! Wild on the weekends and knows how to make people laugh 😩 gives amazing hugs especially to people smaller. Just overall an amazing person that needs to show herself love before giving it to other people
Tegan Johnson is one gorgeous person
by Snsghs March 21, 2018
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kirsten johnson

A tall beautiful independent woman with a lot of confidence. She is very different to others and enjoys standing out. She will be shy at first but when you meet her, you will never want to leave her. She will always put others first and go out of her way to help anybody. She notices bad vibes straight away and keeps out of trouble. She is a unique, loyal and generous person and her bubbly personality will keep you laughing all night!
“Who’s that stunner over there?”
“That’s Kirsten Johnson!”
by Nestrik nosonhoj November 4, 2020
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