Jesse

Jesse is the queen of earth

Who is the queen of earth? Jesse

by Queen lol jess April 21, 2021

Jess

Literal fucking grasshopper

Jess is a fucking grasshopper

by Cockballjew December 6, 2021

jess

is a ugly guy who has no bitches and sucks on dichs

hey jess wanna suck

by Nigga Chicken April 5, 2022

Jesse

Jesse is someone you can really fall in love with. He’s sweet, handsome, hilarious, outgoing, and just someone everyone wants to be friends with. He’s very loyal and trustworthy. He makes you feel safe and like no one could ever hurt you. Even though he’s all those things he’s still very insecure and doesn’t believe compliments. But he still makes sures your happy and to always let you know your his.

Damn she is so lucky she got with Jesse

by Penny Wiley September 9, 2020

Jess Callo

The gnarliest of gals willing to full send 24/7.

She's Cute, She's a toe, and she knows when she's a hoe.

Contrary to believe, she is quite brilliant in her own special way.
Also a low key bitch... but she's worth it - mostly.

Guy 1: Dude whose that girl?
Guy 2: That's Jess Callo; she's legit.

by PustinJ April 10, 2019

Jesse

A gay man that has mental issues. He doesnt like to fully express himself but he loves his men. He will have a straight best friend that he has a crush on but always gets rejected.

Hey who is that gay ude flirting with the jock?

THats jesse!!!

by yaas queen March 20, 2023

Jess and Emily

stinky little poobags. Have you ever met a Jess and Emily before? You haven’t? Well that surely is a gift from god. These people are stinky and they make slander like saying I had a dream hand thing when like Jess did too and like saying my music taste is shit and basic when they used to be BTS stannies and still listen to black pink. Shush you’re both white. If you ever meet a Jess or an Emily in your life, make sure to run the other way because they will lure you in with their duo magnetic hot girl force as they’re always seen together and you will initially think that they’re both conjoined twins. To Jess and Emily: you’re lucky that you’re the only two people for eachother because that’s all you’re gonna get cause you’re *redacted*. Ily❤️❤️❤️

Guy 1: yo who the hell are those two they look like theyre prematurely stuck together…but like they’re kinda hot

Guy 2: it’s better you don’t know.

Guy 1: why? What’s their names?

Guy 2: Jess and Emily

Guy 1: *implodes*

by DontAngerMeIllExplodeYourBalls October 1, 2022